Did You Know?
Pairing: CLex
Rating: R mostly for language
Category: Sillyfic
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Was feeling a bit nostalgic for season 1
Warnings: none, just silly
"Was it good?"
"Fuck yeah, awesome!"
"Dude, that rocks."
"Yeah, but then she wanted to kiss me!"
"Gross!"
"Oh man, there's nothing worse."
Clark smiled dreamily as he half listened to the jocks, thinking back to the previous night. He and Lex had been watching a movie, but had soon got more involved in each other, kissing, touching. Then Lex had got on his knees between Clark's legs and blown him till he could barely think. Afterwards, they'd shared lazy kisses and Clark had enjoyed licking away all traces of himself to get that pure Lex taste again.
"I don't know," he murmured, "I like it."
The sudden silence in the locker room made Clark look up and he shifted uncomfortably under the stares of every guy in the room, many of them with their mouths hanging open in shock. Clark couldn't help flushing. "What?" he asked hesitantly.
"Oh come on, Kent, you seriously expect us to believe you've even gotten to second base, let alone had a blowjob?!" Whitney snorted.
Clark just smiled enigmatically, confident in the knowledge that he had more sexual experience than all the guys in the room put together.
"No way!" Johnny gasped, "Kent got himself blown? Man, I always thought you'd be going to college a cherry."
"Like you?" Pete interjected.
"Nah, like you," Don laughed, punching Pete lightly on the shoulder.
"C'mon, Clark, seriously?" Whitney asked. Clark nodded.
"And you really enjoyed kissing her after?" Phil asked.
"Sure, why not?" Clark frowned in confusion.
"Because, well, because..." Whitney pulled a face, "You know!"
Clark laughed, suddenly realising what he was getting at. "Because I came in hi-her mouth? So what?"
"You are one sick man, Kent," Johnny grimaced.
Clark shrugged and continued getting dressed. He'd tasted his own come before getting together with Lex, so he didn't see what the problem was. It wasn't gross, and even better was tasting Lex's come. He grinned again, then realised he was being stared at... again. "What?" he asked, sighing when the nudging started.
"Kent's in lurve," Don chanted.
"Aw, Clarkie," Whitney pouted and batted his eyelids, "Are woo in wove?"
"Is that how you and Lana talk?" Clark snapped. Whitney glowered as the laughter focused on him momentarily. "Look if you don't like it, don't do it," Clark shrugged, "I like it." Sitting down, Clark thought about just how much he liked it, liked everything he and Lex did. Not just sex, although that was great, but Lex himself, Clark liked being with him, missed him when they were apart.
"I heard that if you kiss a girl after she's blown you, it means you're in love," Phil continued in the same theme.
Clark blinked and came to a stunning conclusion, "You know, you're right."
"What?!" At least three voices snapped.
Clark grinned broadly, his heart joyful. He was in love and it felt wonderful. Grabbing his bag, Clark hurried out of the locker room before the others could start questioning him on just who he was in love with, and headed for the payphone.
"Luthor."
"Hi, it's me."
"Clark, hi." Lex's voice was warm and sent shivers down Clark's spine.
"Hey, guess what."
"What?" Lex asked with a chuckle.
"Did you know, that if you kiss someone after they've blown you, it means you're in love with them?" Clark held his breath even as the pause grew and grew.
"Are you... are you saying what I think you're saying, Clark?" Lex asked breathlessly.
"Yeah," Clark replied with a grin.
"Then will you actually say it so I can be sure?" Lex whispered.
"I love you."
"Really?"
"Yeah." Clark smiled happily.
"Okay," Lex took a deep breath, "How about you come over later? You can suck me off and I'll kiss you."
"Really?" Clark gasped joyously.
"Oh yes, very much."
"See you later." Clark clutched his bag to his chest, trying and failing to contain his huge and, no doubt, cheesy smile.
"Were you serious?" Pete dropped into step beside him.
"Yeah," Clark sighed happily.
"Did you tell him?"
"Yup," Clark turned to Pete, "He feels the same."
"Cool, just uh, Clark?" Pete scrunched up his face.
"Yeah?"
"What you said in the locker room... I don't ever need to know more. In fact I could have done without knowing that much..."
"I get it, Pete," Clark laughed, "Don't worry I'm sure Lex can contain himself."
"Thank you!"
Clark laughed all the way to class.
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